Cemetary Man – 1994 directed Michele Soavi, written Gianni Romoli and Michele Soavi Rupert Everett works in a cemetery with his handicapped sidekick Gnaghi. The only problem is the dead keep getting up, and Everett’s job is put them down before they take over the town. When the Cemetary Man falls for a young widow who ends up dead (maybe) it all starts to fall apart for him. Cemetary Man’s biggest flaw is that it doesn’t really make sense at times, and the moment the narrative goes off of the rails, it stops being memorable. The only parts of the … Continue reading Horror Movies that Need to be Remade/Rebooted – The Nineties, Pt. 2